Would I "do" you?

Absolutely!!!!!!!!! In fact, I might just do you right now. (I have a vivid imagination):twisted:

 

yhh babyy id defoo fuck u

 

Hell Yes I would do you. My first post here, and yes.

 

I would never be so lucky as to have a chance with your beautiful self.......but if the stars were aligned and I did get such a spectacular opportunity I would jump at the chance........anyway that you'd like for as long or short as you'd like Your smile sold me

 

Morning

Well, I've given you a couple of days to think about it. What about now spreading that cute ass of yours and letting me lick your sexy butthole. Maybe a couple of hours then I fuck your ass and you lick me clean then we go have a bottle of Chardonnay. How bout it? You have to taste mmmmm!!!!

S:twisted:

 

HELL FUCKING YEAH I WOULD XXXXXXXXX

 

of course

 

!!!

UNF.

Erg... eh eh eh eh....

Neeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyeeeeaaaahhhh

(That's a YES. YES PLEASE!!!)

[sorry I'm not usually that obscene but I just couldn't help myself with you!]

 

Look at all these desperate ass guys who haven't been laid in a generation


GG

 

Seriously Danny boy... Why? How'd your party go, first time keg buyer? Did you get to grind some skanks?

Anyway, I guess I'll go vote on the poll now. Is there an option for "probably, as long as you aren't a wacko."?

 

by and large...

Yes, true; maybe it's 'cause I'm a n00b but many of them seem extremely depraved, to the point that they're no longer complementing the beauty of the lovely MissMonica. That's the whole reason for viewing and posting on this thread, because she's so friggin' hott (sorry, starting to slip back to the "obscene horndog" in me... I digress).

And if you're including me in the "desperate ass guys who haven't been laid in a generation" well... yeah... that's accurate, I haven't been laid in a generation. MY generation. As in, never. So... yeah.... Though I would have to argue the use of the word "desperate" - I don't see myself as such (I'm sure that if I was truly desperate, even I would be able to lose my V-card...)

 

Oh, my...

MissMonica:

I must profess, when I first saw your pic and thread, I was unable to contain myself; in short, you are extremely "do-able"!

Then I began reading the back-story of why you did this particular poll/thread. Reading about paffy, seeing his utter... you know what? I don't even want to go into that, because it'll just piss me off how ignorant and deplorable he is. Even if he's merely trolling (which I suspect - who would honestly post that kind of drivel?), it's a shame someone like that is able to type (albeit not very well).

And then I started reading your posts. You are FRIGGIN' AMAZING. A total package. Your intelligence and wit are just as much of a turn-on for me as seeing your stunning beauty.

I haven't read all of your posts (I can only stand to read paffy's blather for so long at a time), but I do hope to soon, I just won't be able to stay away! I tip my hat to you, luv.

*sigh* I think I'm in love!!

 

miss monica, you are absolutly gorgeous. id love to have lots of foreplay and kissing with you and feel all over your body while teasing your "hot spots." id go down on you orally until you got off several times and hopefully youd return the favor. wed then have passionate sex with lots of kissing. id love to do you while your on your back with your legs on my shoulder while i go deep in you and look at your beautiful face. id appreciate every second of it.

watcha think?

 

Monica why would you even need this you know every male and female would love to ravish you...stop teasing

 

Look who's trying to look like an individual by demeaning all the others who are so in love with the lovely Miss Monica. Give in and tell her youd let her do anything to you if you could even have a peek

 

I wish the poll had one more category:

Yes, and I am straight, and handsome, educated, in shape and employed, and I too live in Northern California, and YES, you kinda look familiar, but if we do cross paths I will play dumb because I am not sure we want the world knowing we have high sex drives, and YES, if I do see you in the real world I will have sex with you in my mind for just a moment or two!

 

I did it as a parody, which is explained in the first thread. I individualized the poll because I was most interested in what the women had to say actually. I figured the first one would have over 200 votes (up to 510 actually as of now).

 

I voted twice so hah!:excited:
...not really though

 

Yes

 

In a heart beat...