1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Yemlek

    Yemlek Sex Machine

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    I actually haven't been checking the site lately.
     
  2. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Yeah but frankly, ewe shearing sheep dont get me off none to quickly. I have to masturbate for at least two minutes before I spray my Dairylea all over the place. I really dont have that amount of time.

    NB Notwithstanding the fact that I have time to write drivel on here constantly.
     
  3. Dinner

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    Answer 1:

    The Goggles! They are blocking!


    Answer 2:

    If you think your browser may be blocking a site... Try another browser before assuming that you're correct. Also try one of those sites that tell you if a site is down or not. This way, you know if the site is simply down or not. Which it is.
     
  4. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    She didn't say "blocking". She said "bloking". I think that means making it more manly. I dunno? Less gay vids and stories??? Who knows wtf she is on about?
     
  5. Greendragon

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    Let us have porn!:wall:
     
  6. downwind

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    And the Valveeta is kept in the gourmet section.
     
  7. SemiLunate

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    Haha!
    I likes how slayeremporer (shitty to type out, dont you think?!) gets put on the list of the "fuddy-duddies" of xnxx list... :rolleyes::eek: I mean.... what? *blinks*

    You had :awesome: to begin with?
    *ducks the flying sheep*
     
  8. SlayerEmperor

    SlayerEmperor Amateur

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    Nha I'll keep postin on here just to piss you off ITME :p
     
  9. Greendragon

    Greendragon Dragon Master

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    Some one is taking the site down one piece at a time?
     
  10. downwind

    downwind Sex Machine

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    It's the French, the god damn French!
     
  11. 1+2+8+1

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    Not the Jews, or the muslims?
     
  12. Kimiko

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    It's gonna blow!!! *putting up my umbrella*
     
  13. Yemlek

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    I see you have anger issues...:-s
     
  14. smcaaphd

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    RACIST :shock:
    Don't bother, it's broken, allegedly!! Question is - who's been spraying their baby batter over the electrics? Hmm? :rolleyes:
    You need to switch to Philadelphia - the creamy cheese of the angels :awesome:
     
  15. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Fucking bitch *sweetly*
     
  16. legionary74

    legionary74 Porn Surfer

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    HELP THE SITE IS DOWN

    HAHA, you thought its another thread bitching about that, right?
     
  17. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Haha!! I'm going to infarct ewe :kiss:
     
  18. SemiLunate

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    Fuck off!
    Thats my job!

    Get your own wanker to poke and annoy! :mad:
     
  19. Yemlek

    Yemlek Sex Machine

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    Don't you have an imagination? Now all the porn addicts are coming out, fucking freaking out because they haven't been able to visit xnxx for 2 days lol.

    There used to not be an internet believe it or not.
     
  20. hatsoff

    hatsoff Sex Machine Suspended!

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    I have had problems finding the site. :confused:

    You know what surprised me most?:eek:

    I MISSED YOU LOT OF PERVS AND RETROBATES.;)