No - as a rule, I can't stand them - very few have made the grade (since I was over 15 or so).

YNM You have at least one set of 'bunny ears.'

 

I'm assuming you mean TV antenna? No.

Ynm sex is better when you get to know someone

 

Yes.

YNM You like to read the last page of every book before you read it through

 

No

YNM You like to collect the books you read

 

Yes

YNM You are tired of the holidays and just want it to be winter again

 

No.

YNM You truly celebrate the spirit of Independence Day, July 4.

 

Yes. In my writing I do.

YNM Would you like to read a poem I wrote for the day?

 

Maybe. I'm not much into poetry.

YNM You would defend someone being harassed in public.

 

Yes

do you like being groped in public

 

Maybe. There are some variables involved. Where, when, who and why all come into play.

YNM you fantasize about groping someone in public but worry about the consequences.

 

YES... I did it in college a couple of times, very packed frat house, would just squeeze through the crowd, arms loose at sides and palms out, marking my path by the shapely asses of the girls.. probably ran my palm sensuously over 50 asses one night. Tried similar higher up, not as easy to go unnoticed.. I got caught by a really pretty blonde slipping my palm across her breasts. "Are you actually perving through the crowd?" I got really really red and admitted it, told her I was really shy and weird and hadn't had a date the whole 4 years of college, we ended up on the roof of the ancient 3 story run down frat house in near downtown Terra Haute, smoking pot, looking at stars and making out. She was a student at Indiana State, but I was a senior at Rose Hulman Institute of Technology, at the time ALL MALE science and engineering school. The entire student body was nerds and freaks, I was one of the more normal. I had a lovely night, sure it was completely out of pity, she was really lovely, looks and attitude, but it may have been the really good hash I had in my car that contributed to her charming attentiveness . Cherished memory, and never even got her name.

And yes, I still consider it but at my age, 66 year old sex perves have a special place to live. Coalinga State Hospital. 5000 beds, all convicted sex offenders. It would be really embarrassing to have the half dozen or more women from my church who are therapists there see me. LOL

And my question is based on one of my many real life well intentioned bad decisions.
YNM have been propositioned by a CLOSE friends barely but legal age child?


I turned her down. She had driven 90 miles to my house and brought a suitcase. I knew her parents were worried about her preference for dating much older men, so I was doubly sensitive. She knew I liked her, her Mom and step Dad had married just 2 years before, and at the wedding party I was asked to be her dance partner, only kid there and I was single. She had an amazing body, and hard as I tried to control myself, she was clinging tightly and clearly liking having my erection hard against her during the slow songs..
I told her I really wanted her to stay, but her step Dad was one of my closest friends, how could I? A couple of hours later he called. "Hey Fu, why did you send her home? You knew we worried about her dating older guys and hanging out at the motel bars, we were really pleased she went to your place, shed be safe with you!"

OMG, they couldnt have told me that earlier? And it was too late, she was hurt so wasn't coming back. Doesn't it suck when some asswipe turns the game thread into a story post? That's why I don't play games, sorry Ill go away.

 

Worse. By their under the legal age (it happened to Kevin, not me. He told the girl’s mother then broke off contact with the family)

YNM If you saw a friend’s daughter (or son, I guess) dancing in a strip club, you’d put some cash in their g-string

 

Maybe. I probably would. It's not like we're going to fuck and that's why she's there. It's all part of the game and you know she'd be telling her friends the story

YNM You'd tell your friend if you saw his wife dancing in a strip club?

 

It happened to me once on the tube in London Had to go from Leicester Square to West Harrow. Being rush hour the first part of the trip the train was packed The guy in front of me brushed his hand over my crotch. I thought it was accidental at first but he did it a couple more times, and was obviously deliberately after my cock. I'm a married man but I have always been ready for any sort of sexual contact. I could feel my cock getting hard and so could he! He turned his hand around so thhe the palm was now on my swelloinnf dick! Now he was not just brushing over my cockk but actually had it in his hands through my pants. He really had hold of it and was squeezing and jerking it quite hard, almost painfully, I loved it! I reached up with both hands to grip the overhead hand rail, I suppose sort of signaling submission. For a second he let go of my dick, I thought I had overplayed it but he started fumbling with my zipper and in an instant it was down and his hand was inside. He pulled down the front of my underpants and I could feel his fingers in my pubes. Then incredibly his naked hand closed over my naked cock. He went crazy! He was pummeling my poor dick, I was trying to stay calm not alerting anyone around us, but his frantic motions resulting in his elbow bumping an older woman in front of him. I think she thought he was trying to grope her but she looked down and saw what was going on. She wasn't particularly good looking just the average working mom, with a decent figure and a pleasant face. Just as she looked down he pulled my rigid dick out of my pants and jerked it as though we were in private. The woman looked at my cock then looked at me, but by this time I was in ecstasy! I managed to grunt, "Im cumming!" before shooting three strings of cum all of which hit the woman's coat and legs! She did not say or do anything but she just gave me a strange look, directly in my eyes. Had she orgasmed, I don't know. My assailant continued to pump my cock, painfully until the train got to Baron's Court where he got off, having tucked my cummy cock back in my underwear! By now the train emerged into daylight and most of the passengers had disembarked. The woman took one of the now vacant seats and sat down I sat opposite her! She liked at me and took a tissue out of her bag and wiped the cum. ogg her coat and legs. She eventually got off the train at North Ealing, and as she stood up, she looked at me and said, "Have a nice day!" I never saw the man again but I probably would not have recognized him anyway, I did see the woman, several times, she got on the train at Green Park, and on a couple of occasions we got close enough that I could rub my hard cock between her butt cheeks when the train was packed, but nothing more exciting ever happened.

 

Probably not. I would stay out of it, because their relationship is not my business. I might say something if I saw her giving a blowjob to another mutual friend. Exotic dancing? Don't want to get in the middle of that.

YNM If your friend was cheating on his wife - who is a lovely woman, and she came onto you, you'd go for it.

 

I would. What the hell. He’s cheating on her so let her cheat on him. And I get to fuck her. I’m assuming I like her btw.

YNM Your best friend is drunk and wants to have sex with you.

 

Can you put it all in your mouth?

 

Yes or maybe...the reason I say maybe, is because my best friend obviously knows me well but if I haven't already done things with him, then there is a good reason it hasn't and why it all of a sudden changed would be the bigger concern for me. I wouldn't want to help him do something he'll regret due to some external force causing him to not think clearly, outside of the alcohol of course

YNM Would you give your child (current or future) a smartphone before they are 16 or older?

 

Yes. We did. Only child and we figured it would give him more access to his friends over the summer. And we can track him where he goes.

YNM you had a pager in highschool

 

No.

YNM You don't much care for the 'Maybe' answers.