You know when your not awake when you put the milk in the Drier and not the fridge :awesome:

 

You know not awake when you pee in the sink instead of commode.

 

You know when you put your hand in your mouth with poo on it.

 

You know when you have been here too long when you say something to your SO and put "at the lake" at the end...

 

You know that there are some cool fucking people on XNXX because you keep coming back for know other reason.

 

You know when your getting old when getting up is excersise

 

You know you're getting old when you buy trousers with elasticated waists....

 

You know your not awake when you miss your mouth with your toothbrush

 

You know when you're too horny at work as you can't stand up from your desk due to the need to hide a boner

 

You know you wake up too early when the birds are still sleeping

 

You know how to press a link even if you think something bad is behind it

 

you know when you are in Germany because the beer tastes good.

 

You know when you've said too much but carry on digging that hole :wall:

 

You know when it's your day off after a nice sleep in :excited:

 

You know when you've not woken up yet when your walking into walls

 

You know indeedable is a sleepy head when shes walking into walls at 12:40

 

Lmao !!!

You know when you've been thinking to much when you get a headache

 

You know you need sex when the old lady in the deli starts looking hot.

 

You know your drunk when you start telling the police.. "I'm not drunk cunstable " and can't stop giggling

 

You know its all over.... when the MILF next door is ripping your clothes off and you wearing the g-string you stole of her washing line last week