Lol, thinking I was 20. And a new titty bar down the road from my job. Why not. I was nervous as hell, and even to this day, she was gorgeous, trim, nice big tits, and wound up with a lot of my dollars! Not so much anymore, unless I have some money I’m willing to part with, and one or two, very private table dances!

 

In the army at a dive in Texas. Lol they told all the girls it was my Birthday lol then one of my friends told one of the girls i was still a virgin. Man talk about then tripping over each other to offer a VIP room. I should have passed the hat around before they dragged me in there ran out of cash after the second song lol.

 

It wasn't too bad. I made about $300, but I had to buy a new pouch. It was a retirement party for the office manager for a big accounting company and those old ladies were rough.

 

Last time at a strip club was with a younger coworker. He wanted someone with some years on them to go with him. probably his first time. We got a table near the stage. My coworker leaves the table for a seat at the stage. Girl comes and sits down next to me, carrying her own drink. I tell her that she's welcome to sit and talk and visit - but that I was broke, no money, just there to accompany my coworker. Several times during our stay she came back and sat with me and talked. She seemed relieved to have a no-commerce zone, safe no pressure.

 

Do you have any idea how angry strippers get when you throw pennies at them on stage? I never did see my weird uncle again after that field trip, but I also don't regret using my lemonade stand money that way. Also, it is NOT true that there is no sex in the Champagne Room, it just wont be with you. Viva La Titties!

 

My best friend took me randomly one night. It was in Daytona Beach, was only a bikini bar, and it was pretty sketchy. Lol. Because I am female I could go into the female bathroom, which was where they all seemed to be congregated... and they look way different in normal lighting than they do in dim light, that's for damn sure. They probably had a full mouth of teeth between all four or five of them that were hanging out. There was a girl who said she was gonna give me a free lap dance because it was my first time but she didn't come back before we left. Which is fine, because I probably wouldn't have known how to act. Lmfao.

 

Nah it was good- I liked it. OJ eh? Are you friends with Bill? I would have picked you drinking Drambouie or something along those lines- like the Bada Bing. Local NJ tough guy

 

It was a juice bar, Bill?...Clinton, Cosby or Kill, I drink something along those lines and I gotta find Bada Bing!...Why didnt I think of that!!!!!

 

Drunk and expensive just about covers it I believe.

 

Bill the founder of AA- ya know on the wagon

 

I think you better get on the wagon, or get on some cock? Because I don't know who this fuckin Bill is you speak of?

 

I was in Guam, 1991, great strip clubs, all nude, natural tits and hairy pussies,,, shaved too....free lap dances and a room in the back...loved being able to play with their tits and hook up after their dance in the back...just became single and horny as fuck

 

The first time I ever went to a strip club was with some guy friends. All of the girls were more fascinated with me being there and I got some free lap dances. The first one was paid for by a friend, but they I had all the attention after that. It was semi awkward at first because the guys were initially excited about the whole girl on girl action, but all the girls at any strip club I went to were more excited about me. I remember telling them that they were doing a great job and they looked great while doing it. A lot of them wanted to take me home with them. They called me adorable.

 

My first wasn't quite a strip club but a private stripper my first real job / employer hired for me as I was preparing to leave that job.
She put on a good show and I enjoyed it quite a lot.
After she was done she invited me into the girls restroom where she would get dressed and told me my boss had paid her some extra so that I could see her bottomless as the law in my state only allowed topless dancing.
It was a very nice but somewhat uncomfortable to have everyone bothering me about what had happened with me in with her alone.

 

Thursday night was "Ladies Night" and they had male strippers.
Imagine six drunk girls making lewd comments and being naughty.
I had no idea that it was also a hang-out night for gay men.

 

My mom worked at one so I was there in. The back many times saw many private dances

 

Its sexy but I wanna take them home not just watch.

 

There was a topless place around the corner from where I lived. First apartment on my own lol. It was an old Kens Pizza. And was quite the dive. I didn’t know what to expect, but wasn’t long I was sitting in the back getting jerked off. She made sure spoo didn’t fly everywhere and cleaned me up. Win win HAHAHA!

 

I was 18 yo. Memphis, Tn. was the first one I went into with a couple buddies. I was actually quite excited and couldn't wait to get there. Was separated from my hard earned cash and my hard on also went away after some private dances where she ground into my crotch hard till i came in my pants. Had damn wet spot on my jeans when we left.

Strip clubs became an obsession for me after that during my time in the Navy and about 10 years after leaving service. My goal was to have sex with at least one dancer from every one i attended. Either at her pad or mine. I did pretty good. The girls loved it when I would take a one or a 5 dollar bill and fold it lengthwise, then lick it and stick it on my nose. Got close up look at their pussy when they backed into the dollar to grab it with their labia! Miss those days1