1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. mrstennbabe

    mrstennbabe Porn Star

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    speed
    drank underage
    sex in public


    my record is clean. No speeding tickets ( knock on wood) I don't speed anymore though. Nothing

    I'm a military wife..so I couldn't have crap on my record..nor can I now :)
     
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  2. Diabolichrndg

    Diabolichrndg Sex Lover

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    sold a bunch of plain sugar cubes, saying they were laced with LSD, at a rave full of college kids. I made abou $200 and enjoyed a night of watching these idiots stagger around, showing everyone their tits and staring at nothing, cuz they thought they were tripping on Acid! hahaha
     
  3. Thor459

    Thor459 Newcumer

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    Last night I molested myself! I said "NO!" but i knew i wanted it.
     
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  4. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    I may or may not have smoked, and inhaled a substance which can allow for loss of brain of function as detailed by Federal regulation.
     
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  5. egg_bread_head

    egg_bread_head Sex Machine Suspended!

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    I TOOK A SHIT IN PUBLIC

    Before I was about to run a race I had a nervous stomach and had to take a shit. I didn't have time to make it to a rest room so I snuck behind a radio shack and dropped a load.
     
  6. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I took football card bets in high school and sold cartons of cigarettes that fell off the delivery truck weekly. I also scalped tickets for sporting events and concerts. I rented a VHS video player/recorder from rent a center and hooked it up to my VHS recorder, and copied porn movies I rented for a $1 and sold them for $20. That’s why I thank and love my wife, because she changed my life

    I would have to say the biggest thing I ever did illegal was bumping this old thread ;)
     
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      Definitely!:)
       
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  7. Sextension needed

    Sextension needed Porno Junky

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    Sex in a public park
     
  8. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    There.... there was a sign.... and I being such a trouble maker ignored said sign I am such a horrible person how do I sleep at night I can see that sign in my dreams...... keep-off-grass-sign-k-8223_pl.png
     
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  9. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Robbed a train, it didn't fit in the garage so I left it a prairie. Who does that.....
     
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  10. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    Oh, Christ... where do I begin... shoplifting, exhibition driving, car and motorcycle, street racing, carrying enough of a controlled substance that would have brought ten years in state prison (which now gets you a ticket), carrying a switchblade (still illegal in most states), not including the times I was pulled in for association with motorcycle clubs, drug users, and enemies of all that is decent, holy and clean. Of course, that was all before I was 20. The military kind of straightened me out quite a bit. The rest was on my own. But it was a hell of ride while it lasted. There's a lot to be said for 'wild youth.'
     
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  11. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Inky, where oh where can he be?

    @Jack Mine you have resurrected a classic, how appropriate during Easter week. Inky would be aghast to be cast as Jesus.
     
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  12. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    My reply from 12 years ago stands today.

    “Is something illegal, if you don’t get caught.”
     
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