Hello all. I'm a newcomer here. Straight guy here whose always been a freak in closed doors and figured this is a good opportunity to let loose, express myself and enjoy myself with all shapes, sizes, personalities and sexual preferences. Just come to say hello as a newbie.

 

Welcome.
The first thing you want to do is read "A roadmap to XNXX", it's the first thread when you open general discussion. There are a lot of helpful tips and helps in this thread, plus you will be tested on the material.

Second, stay out of the restrooms on the lower level, in particular if you don't have a hazmat suit and most especially if you are alone. People have just ..................... disapeared ................... going in there.

Third, understand that the crowd around here does not take prisoners. If you piss them off they will gladly kill and eat you. You may or may not find allies, it depends on the day, what you did to piss someone off, and who that someone is. For example, using a wienie as your avatar generally pisses people off and the women will make derogatory comments behind your back. Find something else for an avatar would be Shooter's advise.

Finally, enjoy. General Discussion is for politics, religion, and general bullshit. If you want hookups, General discussion is not the place to try. Trying to find hookups in General Discussion just pisses off everyone. Except Shooter. Shooter doesn't get pissed off.

 

Thanks for the info. Also I saw a lot of wieners on here so I figured I would just blend in and do something different for myself as a form of expression. I appreciate the info though in understanding on whether or not it makes me look like an idiot.

 

Well thank you. I've always thought of it as average but thank you.

 

Hi! Welcome.

I'd suggest reading the rules, too. Click here.

You had to agree to them to create a profile, but nobody ever reads them. They're worth a read.

There's something for everyone, and invariably someone will say something that offends you or that you don't agree with. Guaranteed.

Re: the dick pic? I've had messages from countless guys with dick pic avis. I couldn't tell one from the other, honestly. They don't make you stand out; you'll blend in with the others. Could be that's what you want, in which case, you're golden!

Have fun, read a bunch, ask questions. Hope you have a good time!

 

also, ask for a seat next to @submissivelyspeaking in the cry closet ... you wont regret it

 

No. No. No.
Stay away from the Subster, new guy.
Don't let those pics in her gallery fool ya. She's one of these.

 

It doesn't necessarily make you look like an idiot, but if you are indeed straight you're just inviting unwanted PM's from guys who don't care or may not bother to notice your sexual preference.
Just my opinion and opinions are like assholes... everybody has one.

 

Welcome new guy!
I congratulate you for starting out with an avatar. The guys without one are too easy to forget. Doesn’t matter what it is, at least it’s something!

 

Welcome. Have fun!

 

I can't believe i've been here going on 5 years now, time flies when you're having fun the saying goes. Sometimes, actually a lot of the times , I still feel like a newbie. I think.

 

And stay away from this one too.
She can't dance.

 

Are you one of those gawd dammed flaming homosexuals or what?

Just why in the fuck would you want to use a cock pic as an avatar on a mother fuckin' porn site?

Question: have you ever taken a woman, bent her over and buried your tongue in her asshole and start tongue fuckin' her like you had a nervous twitch with your tongue?...

If you haven't, you just haven't lived right yet mother fucker.

Furthermore, enjoy it here, it can be fun...bottom line, this site is what you allow 'YOUSELF'' to make it....cuz there are some cranky bastards here at times.

 

He forgot to say show us your girlfriend's tits.

 

I sure did....didn't I.

I'll fix that right now.

 

Double post.

 

I lost the 10 min time frame.

Listen up mother fucker, if you want to be halfassed worthy to some around here, get your girlfriends/wife's titties posted, as a matter of fact, it doesn't even need to be your girlfriends/wife's titties, just get some titties up in this mother fucker.

 

Oh... you funny bastard.

This fella resembles my nephew, every time I see the poor fucker he claims he lost 30#, even when he cant fit through our front door.